Have you tried the newest drug?

Have you tried the newest drug?
It’s faster than before
It doesn’t have the side effects
That drop you to the floor

With just a tap or half a scroll
It sends you on your way
Your mind and information
Is the only price you’ll pay

The way it makes you happy
Is through friends you wish you knew
They’re giving you fake hearts and smiles
That you can give them too!

You mustn’t leave the drug for long
You’ll miss important things
Like how to fix your eyebrows or
A silly dog that sings

Be sure to post your life as well
It’s easy as it sounds
Post family, friends, and things you eat
(And soon enough you’re drowned)

It might seem you are using it
But it is using you
Do you remember anymore
The sky of bronze and blue?

Don’t worry, here’s a video
That someone else has taken
Of such a glorious, lighted sky
Thine eyes have now forsaken